Why Your Friendly Neighborhood Cashier Wants To Kill You
Rants from the retail world that will hopefully keep you from becoming a victim of violence from your friendly neighborhood cashier. I'm here to help you... and laugh at you a little too.
Monday, July 10, 2017
WFYNC #6 The Cashier Knows There's A Line
In today's wisdom from your neighbourhood cashier, if you're stuck in a long line up, telling the cashier to 'open another register' is NOT helpful. Ever. Ever.
Monday, March 13, 2017
Retail Life: WFYFNC 5: Suspended Transactions
I'm back with some more Wisdom From Your Friendly Neighborhood Cashier. This week, we're talking about when I suspend your transaction, it does NOT mean I'm holding your place in line. No reservations here, Princess. Subscribe for more video blogs once, sometimes twice a week!
Monday, October 3, 2016
WFYFNC #4: If You Haven't Paid For It Yet, Don't Start Eating It!
Sharing some more wisdom from your friendly neighborhood cashier in this week's video blog! Subscribe for more video blogs once, sometimes twice a week!
Wednesday, June 8, 2016
A Cashier's Job Is Not To Make You Happy WFYFNC #3
Sorry for the sound sync issues. Not sure why that happened. Today I share a story where I was called a 'f**king incompetent' for following the store's policy and not just doing what the customer wanted. Newsflash, my job is NOT to make the customer happy. It's to follow store policy and it's great when those two things line up. When they don't, it's the CUSTOMER's job to accept it, not the cashier's job to change it. Subscribe for more video blogs once, sometimes twice a week!
Thursday, February 4, 2016
Wisdom From Your Friendly Neighborhood Cashier Is Now On Youtube!
I'm a youtube vlogger as well and so I've decided to share a few of my retail stories in the form of vlogs on my channel! Hope you enjoy the first one and subscribe for more!
What The Hell Are You Smoking?
No you can't just go behind the counter into the courtesy area and grab cigarettes just because no one happens to be there at the moment. You have two choices, neither of which entail grabbing a pack and bringing it to scan yourself at self serve! You can either wait at courtesy or go to buy them at another store!
The Future's So Bright...
No, the manager can't get you sunglasses because the lights in here are brighter than usual. *headdesk* Lol! God, I work with some interesting folks!
26 Faces Every Single Retail Worker Will Immediately Recognize
Via Buzzfeed: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/faces-of-retail?bffb#.ugVNv60PmO
#2 Lol! Someone actually said to me the other day, 'that's not a new one for you is it?'
#4 Rest assured I am mentally bitch slapping you and setting you on fire though.
#5 If you only knew how HAPPY this makes us. You have no idea.
#6 I think this woman shops at every single store in the world.
#8 We do this. Everytime. And are also mentally hoping you get hit by a bus. Twice.
#12 Yes we hear you. No, we are not turning around.
#2 Lol! Someone actually said to me the other day, 'that's not a new one for you is it?'
#4 Rest assured I am mentally bitch slapping you and setting you on fire though.
#5 If you only knew how HAPPY this makes us. You have no idea.
#6 I think this woman shops at every single store in the world.
#8 We do this. Everytime. And are also mentally hoping you get hit by a bus. Twice.
#12 Yes we hear you. No, we are not turning around.
A Bitch Slap Courtesy Of Semisonic
9:05 does actually come after 9:00 so when I tell you that courtesy closes at 9, telling me that it's 'only' 9:05 makes me wonder just what today's education system is teaching our children about how to tell time, and does earn you a mental bitchslap.
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