That's A Wrap!

Just so you know, I don't want to wrap your flowers so I am not going to volunteer to do this. If you want your flowers wrapped, yes, YOU are going to have to be the one to ask. This is not a flower shop. It's a grocery store, so I'm not going to ask you if you want them wrapped. You need to ask me if I can, AND you need to do it before I start serving the next customer in line, otherwise, move along.

The Customer Is Not Always Right...In Fact, They Rarely Are

Had one douchetard harassing the poor courtesy girl because he didn't want to fill out the 'return' form and just wanted to complain about how the price was wrong. Jackass, yes, it IS store policy that you have to sign for a return if you want your money back. I don't care if you sign it as PeeWee-frakking-Herman, we're not talking money out of our register and have it be short without a record of why the money is not there. If you have a problem with the policy, take it up with the head office and let the cashier do her damn job.

Don't Push Me

If I call you over and someone else makes it to my register before you do, calm the frak down. It happens. However, if you physically push against someone close to the register so you can get there first, I will mentally bitch slap you.