Ashton, You Can Come Out Now!

So I think I've met Poison Lady's twin. Looks nothing like her, but in flaky craziness, they could totally be related. I will dub her Cowboy Hat Lady though cause she had on a blue cowboy hat. Lol! She wanted to buy bags... then didn't.... then wanted re-usables.... then wanted plastic again...then wanted re-usables again...then wanted the plastic bags IN the reusable because the brand new-as-yet-to-be-used bag could have germs in it. I swear, sometimes at my job I almost look around for Ashton Kutcher, certain I'm being Punk'd.