Her: (in stoned valley girl voice) It's not my dog.
Me: (blinks at random stupid comment) Her friend comes up next to her. Methinks perhaps the dog belongs to friend. I repeat statement.
Friend: (in equally stoned valley girl voice) It's not my dog.
Me: (stares at both of them and am convinced they have to be related cause they have equal degrees of stupid. People, it makes no difference WHO the pet belongs to. If YOU bring the pet in, YOU are breaking the rules.

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