Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire

Once you leave the store, no we cannot give you a refund for an item you say we charged you too many times for. Why? Well you asshat moron, seeing as your home now, we have no way of knowing you didn't buy that many items. Funny thing about being in your home, you can leave stuff there and then tell us you don't have it. People, check your stuff before you leave the store. Or do you really expect us to just take your word that of course YOU would never try and cheat the store. Right. And I've got some swampland in Florida I want to sell you...