Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Poison Lady: She's Got Her Mind Set On You

Oh Poison Lady, you were in rare form on this day. Unfortunately, being on coffee bar, I couldn't avoid her as she got her 4 shot Americano... because, you know, she needs the caffeine. (snorts) She went to the manager and went on to complain about me and how she has psychic powers that tell her I have somehow been stealing from her debit card! (dies) My bank account sure as hell doesn't reflect that so I must not be a very good thief. And apparently she was going to report me to the FBI and that the manager should report me too... A reminder that we're in CANADA! She of course came back and wanted another Americano and found the manager to ask her if the woman had reported me yet. I ... yeah. (dies)


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