Evian Spelled Backward Is Naive

I shall share the latest Poison Lady installment. She came by and strangely asked the coffee bar lady for water. A change from her usually 4 shot Americano...because, you know, she needs the caffeine. She was very enthusiastic about the water and complimented the coffee lady on the quality of the...ahem...tap water because and I quote "the water in my apartment is..." Everybody say it with me now, "POISONED!" That nutcase frakking kills me! Lol!