Your Mommy Lied. You're Not Special

If you're in a line up, and it turns out the person in front of you needs a refund or exchange and you groan or make some other kind of impatient noise, guess what? When I get to you, I will move as slow as humanly possible. I don't care if you're in a hurry. Keep your snowflake attitude to yourself. You are not more important than anybody else.