The Colonel Doesn't Work Here

Had this douchetard come in the other day who did not appreciate that after 11pm all the roast chickens were sold out for the day and no we could not make one just for him seeing as how the only department open at that hour was the front cash and all hot foods folks went home. He apparently got his boxers in such a twist that he punched the plastic walls on the hot shelves where the chickens are usually kept. Douchetard.