Spit Out The Seeds, It Might Improve Your Attitude!

Thunderous twat comes in, already full of attitude, demanding a refund for a watermelon she insists is bad, though looks perfectly fine to me and doesn't smell bad in the least. No receipt, not even most of the watermelon. There's only about a quarter of it left. I try to explain that we don't do refunds without receipts but she becomes furious and keeps going on about how she doesn't care and that I was going to fix it and that how her baby didn't like the watermelon (that anyone would procreate with this thunderous twat is highly questionable...oh wait, my Empty Chip Bag Guy) Lol! It's a miracle I didn't whack this thunderous twat over the head with her quarter of a watermelon.