Green Hornet's Nest!

Lady comes in with receipt talking about parking, and I'm thinking she's talking about how we validate parking by knocking a bit off your total if you spend a certain amount in the store and you have the parking receipt. Some people don't get the simple common sense that yes, you have to give the parking receipt to the cashier BEFORE she cashes you out. (see above about knocking money off your TOTAL) I try and explain that since she's already paid, we can't do anything for her. It's too late. She shows me the grocery receipt again and another paper and explains that her parents did a lot of shopping so can't we do something about it. It is then I see that she's not showing me the little receipt that you get after you pay for your parking, it's a longer sheet.
It's a parking ticket! She wanted US to reimburse her for the ticket she got for probably taking too long! (dies laughing) That one was a first for me!