You're So Not Rad

Had one douchetard who brought me three individual radishes, even though we only sell them in bunches! Him: Well, can't you just charge me for these ones?
Me: Um no, you're better off getting the whole bunch cause it'll be the same price when I punch in the code for radishes.
Douchetard: Well, can't you punch in another code?
Me (wondering how this guy gets through the day without falling down more: No, I have to punch in the code for what it is.
Douchetard (still trying to get out of paying the right price.): Well don't you have a bulk code?
Me (about ready to shove the radishes up his nostrils) No.
Douchetard: But what are you gonna do with them now?
Me: Give them back to the produce guy.
Douchetard walks away. I'm looking around for Ashton Kutcher. Lol!