My Eyes Are Up Here!

One of the worst times to work retail is when there are big events going on, particularly sports events because we get  inebriated sports fans! Two of which came to this cashier's register and spent the entire transaction looking at her boobs! If that wasn't funny enough, one of them would constantly repeat, "I'm not looking at your boobs, I'm reading your name tag. I'm not looking at your boobs!" Over and over. She and I and another cashier were practically on the floor we were laughing so hard!