That's A Little Out Of Our Way

Was close to the end of my shift when a guy calls asking if we deliver groceries. I say no. Story takes most bizarre turn when he explains that he is calling from MEMPHIS! Yes, Tennessee! That he's calling on behalf of his son and daughter in law who live in our city but can't come down because she's pregnant and suffering from nausea and son had broken his leg or something. Did I know any other stores that delivered? I gave him the name of one I thought did (as a soundtrack of WTFWTFWTF was going on in the back of my mind. Okay so, son and daughter in law couldn't come to the store...they didn't have a phone to call us themselves???? I repeat. WTF? We get some weird ass phone calls but that one has to be one for the record books. I think there may have been certain 'herb'-age or liquor involved. Lol!