Real Housewives Of Honey Boo Boo

I knew I was in for an interesting day when one cashier showed me a large cucumber and two limes that had been...um...strategically arranged, let's say. Not too busy at all but must share this story about this crazy ass either high or drunk woman who came to my register wearing...er...not much and let's just say there was a LOT more her than there was clothes. We're not talking muffin top, we're talking cake...we're talking as as another cashier put it, souffle, just puffing out everywhere in a halter midriff top and shorts, I think! Normally I wouldn't comment but I had to ask this thunderous twat three times for her points card at which point she gave me such a look of dimwitted-ness that I wish I could convey it to ya'll with words but there are none. She paid out of a Ziploc bag and had really long porn-star type nails. Just all, class, you know? I half expected to see a trailer parked outside the store.